amongotherchoices:

I’m tired of having thoughts, I’m just going to be a hot idiot for the rest of the summer.

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

sacred-portal:

lakevida:

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you’ve ever heard so help me god

drops-of-universe:

Good morning kids

dreamertrilogys:

kosmogrl:

[ID: a tweet by @/sapvonela that reads “you eat a fruit in the middle of summer and suddenly you are the happiest person alive”. /end ID]

slutdge:

xuanelle:

john silver

[id: screenshot of a tweet from @/ghoulhag that says, “low-key have a crush on my coworker and it might be mutual but the problem is i’m a compulsive liar and fabricated my entire life story over the last 6 months we worked together.” /end id]

1anonyymous1:

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

spunchthegoblin:

kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

twinsfawn:

sketiana:

plumlatte:

sketiana:

you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

wghat-gayming:

are you?

huffylemon: